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Dave Filoni and The Right Kind of Nostalgia
Over the past years I’ve grown ever so tired of nostalgia. It seems that increasingly we are presented with media that we are meant to...


Return Of The Jedi 2: Imperial Boogaloo
Allow me to begin this review by saying, hello everyone, happy new year, welcome back to this shitty, badly designed website on which you...


How Solo: A Star Wars Story Took Me From No Hope To A New Hope
My expectations for Solo: A Star Wars Story were in the Rancor pit and when it began to play, they weren’t particularly lifted at all....


Marvel Studios' Return Of The King
HUGE SPOILERS FOR INFINITY WAR It’s all been leading up to this moment. From the first Iron Man movie to now, the plan has always been...


The Musical About The Evil Conman Is Trash...Surprise I Guess
Now I’m not going to pretend this movie has nothing going for it. When I saw it first I expected to despise yet found myself enjoying...


Great Villains! Compelling Story! Old Memes! WAKANDA FOREVER!
As a massive comic book fanboy nerd loser, I am absolutely stoked that I’m growing up during the age of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and...


What Is This Film And Why Does It Exist?
This film broke me. To be perfectly honest, I’m not caught up on the Cloverfield universe, I haven’t seen either of the previous two...


Four Hilarious Actors Does Not A Comedy Classic Make
Before I get my head bitten off about how much money Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is making, I just need to let you all know that I...


The Golden Egg Awards
Awards season. A time where stuffy old men pick the film they thought was best, usually straight up ignoring anything science fiction or...


Three Billboards Might As Well Be Star Wars With All It’s Controversy
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri has impressed at the awards shows this past year, with Frances McDormand and Sam Rockwell taking...
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